Ron: I really like your hair. It’s so blonde and sexy. Draco: Oh my god! I can’t believe you said that; you’re such a sweetheart!

Ron: I really like your hair. It’s so blonde and sexy.

Draco: Oh my god! I can’t believe you said that; you’re such a sweetheart!

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Thank god Albus wanted a ferret, otherwise I would have missed out on the joy that this post has brought me. haave-you-met-ted: makunahatata: dontdrinkitron: allrightevans: itatemyhand: districtcuatro: numbertwopensyl: ceruleanmoon: always-riddikulus: Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts. I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine. Omg that comment. They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds. The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. Their is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not. ‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’ ‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’ ‘Fair enough’ The comments. Funny story, the Malfoys actually had another son, but he got in the way of an Auror, and, well… ended up at a pet store. He’s a fucking Potter, he can do whatever the fuck he wants. ‘Albus, you can’t have that at Hogwarts…’ My father KILLED the most powerful wizard of all time, and i’m named after not one, but TWO paintings in the Headmaster’s office. Step the fuck back.

Thank god Albus wanted a ferret, otherwise I would have missed out on the joy that this post has brought me.

haave-you-met-ted:

makunahatata:

dontdrinkitron:

allrightevans:

itatemyhand:

districtcuatro:

numbertwopensyl:

ceruleanmoon:

always-riddikulus:

Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.


I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.

Omg that comment.

They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.

The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. Their is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.

‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’

‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’

‘Fair enough’

The comments.

Funny story, the Malfoys actually had another son, but he got in the way of an Auror, and, well… ended up at a pet store.

He’s a fucking Potter, he can do whatever the fuck he wants. ‘Albus, you can’t have that at Hogwarts…’ My father KILLED the most powerful wizard of all time, and i’m named after not one, but TWO paintings in the Headmaster’s office. Step the fuck back.

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When someone mentions your Twilight phase

bloodstainedcollar:

emisummerful:

SO RELEVANT.

LMFAOOOOOOOOO! ‘TWILIGHT GIRLS’ - i’m still excited for breaking dawn D:

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Dear new movie, Hurry up.

Dear new movie,

Hurry up.

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So being heavier than your own mother really sucks…

Wearing her clothes from when she was two sizes bigger does make more sense than buying new stuff.
But, Mummy, your ‘fat’ cast-offs make me feel like a giant blob playing dress up.
Please, not today.

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Ahh, Misfits <3

Ahh, Misfits <3

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fuckyeahfemslash: Gwen and Morgana from BBC’s Merlin. By Irrel. Merlin needs to hurry up and come back. 

fuckyeahfemslash:

Gwen and Morgana from BBC’s Merlin.

By Irrel.

Merlin needs to hurry up and come back. 

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NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY